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Hollywood Speed: I don't know what I'm doing
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I’m surprised they didn’t finish the race. They only ran their faces into the dash, steering wheel, and otherwise other hard metal parts. Accompanied by the quick whiplash moment in which they probably changed the color of their pants or lost their breakfast, It’s hard to believe they didn’t hop back in that creampuff

I’m not sure who the dummies are. The ones in the office or the ones in the cars.

In my head I just saw whales exploding off the front of that ship. It’d be a whale of a time to drive that bad boy.

Tractor sports cars are the best.

This would be the perfect beach cruiser. I can’t wait to see rednecks put mud tires on it and a CB radio. Lets just hope they don’t wire it directly to the battery.

Generally speaking window frame rot (a pillar included) happens from leaves/crap getting under the window trim, mulching, and then trapping moisture against usually very thin paint. Consider the direction and angle at which the damage occured. It started under the window trim and moved outwards. It wouldn’t surprise

This reminds me of a grumpy toaster.

Man that Everest really gave him the cold shoulder

I like how cars started out as basically horse buggies with engines strapped and insane people going fast in them. Give us a century and now it’s basically car shaped bubbles designed to remove as much of the person out of driving as possible. Eventually we are all going to be teleporting to work while cars drive

Definitely air pressure.

Mine was I looked over at this really hot girl watching on the side lines. I looked up and the sprint kart in front of me was stopped. So you get the idea. I flew, he flew, the cat flew, and I ran away like a girl. The good news is I was fine. He had major whiplash and a bruised ass.

I’m suprised you didn’t see a brown explosion sling from the Miata as it went into death spin mode.

What this individual has failed to notice is that oh I don’t know every other car on the road is swapped with this exact same peanut butter and jelly drivetrain. Which is great. Really, it is. No it really is. But the problem herein lies is LS swap cars are a dime a dozen. The secrets out about the whole “LS is a good

So basically they won the ugly christmas sweater award at a not ugly christmas sweater party.

Anyone had a hundred large I can borrow? Kthxbye

As much as I love the roar of a traditional V8/10, a flat plane crank motor provides orgasmic moments of bonerific magnitude too. The only problem with flat plane crank motors is it’s really hard for me to make the vroom vroom noises they make. At least with a v8 I can be like brrrr.

I really hope they put a big shiny red button in the cockpit that says “eject” so we can threaten babies to not cry on the plane for fear of having to fly themselves home.

All I can think of is the wrap just melting its happy self all over that bike and effectively creating the worlds first all plastic harley.

Don’t worry. I won’t recommend my city. It likes to turn round wheels into octagon ones, and then turn those octagon wheels into non-wheels.

This article had me at hello and dinosaur. Rawr. I would prefer for us to stop vastly over complicating vehicles. You win sweden, you have the smaller genitals and safer cars. We will concede defeat. But good god man, I can only imagine repair costs on these cars 10-20 years from now when these parts begin to fail.