Um...

Full time dancer employed by a company that puts on dance shows required to dance at a show?

The horror!

So, state department employees who now have to push forward Donalds policies wont’ have to because that’s not something they “ordinarily” have done?

The full time dancers being engaged in performances as…

Being told: “Do your job or get fired” is not forced labor

Being told: “Do your job or get fired AT” is forced labor

Small, but very important, distinction.

Are you really that oblivious to sarcasm or are you just trolling?

As a Gen X’er, I recall how smoothly and easily we all transitioned into the world. We simply rolled our sleeves up, found a white guy with short hair, and said “Heya boss. I’m here to work. What needs to get done?” And he’d tell us things to get done. And we’d do those things. The things got done, and we made the…

In my day, you had to PAY for goods and services. You goddamn millennials expect everything for free!

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.

That’s because you didn’t have texting and Facebook, gramps.

Where were the better options when Paulus was starting? Daniel Ewing or Sean Dockery?

I’m not really talking about whether he can drink or have sex with consenting goats.

Man, who would have thought that Trump would humiliate this guy and go on to humiliate Hillary? Cruz was supposed to be the anti-establishment guy, but then Trump came in with the force of 10,000 Katrinas. Anyway, great theatre.

Text is like email. I’ll answer it when I feel like it (if I feel like it). We all know there’s a hierarchy here:

maybe i, i mean he, just hates you.

I’m still trying to understand the logic of leaving a tree, which was out in the cold infested with spiders, in the cold for one day to ostensibly get rid of said spiders. Do you move it into some super cold freezer thing?

How does leaving the tree outside for 24 hours help? Hasn’t the tree been out in the cold all along?

Millions of people believed every word Trump said, but somehow this got caught.

In his defense he never thought his post would be fact checked, almost nothing else is.....

Hey look, it’s an internet cool guy leaving comments on a website. He must be so awesome. I bet he’s the most popular kid at the internet club and has a ton of internet friends.

Obama wasn’t shot at, but all the hidden racism boiled over in the form of a lot of black men getting shot by cops. I’m guessing a Hillary Clinton presidency will lead to a definite uptick in angry men beating their wives.

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