Haha, these comments write themselves. Firstest of first world problems.

Understood, however I have 18 yr old clients serving life sentences for their adult behavior. So there is what your behaviorist/apologists say and what the real world expects of you.

I hate Duke but the internet loves coaching their opponents’ teams. The internet never wants their own star kicked off the team.

I think that’s called depression.

I grew up in the 70s and our Christmas tradition was to go down to the basement and get the tree out of the box. Then we merrily lined up the holes with the colored (I know, African-American) metal spikes. Plus we could visit the tree all year.

Great. Now Trump knows our secret attack plan and will inform Putin.

Warning labels are anti-capitalist!

Drinking mouthwash and cologne have always been in with the teenage set down at the CVS.

Maybe the beloved Russian government calling for more alcohol regulation will convince the Trumpanzees that the regulation-loving Russkies are actually bad?

Usually I just violently flip my laptop and try to disconnect every wired and wireless connection to the internet.

I got a free Gear S2 with my Galaxy 7 and I don’t wear it. Thus is my enthusiasm for smartwatches. Maybe a Kardashian could be paid to wear it.

I can get qi chargers for $5 all day long on eBay. It might take two weeks to show up from China but still.

I can get qi chargers for $5 all day long on eBay. It might take two weeks to show up from China but still.

The batteries were defective in phones sold in USA. No design or manufacturing changes needed.

The wine glass is the tip it’s not actually game of thrones.

Tomorrow’s post: Professional chefs upgrade Campbell’s Soup.

Getting commercial trucks off the highways and side streets would be a good start. The trucking companies have the maintenance force in place or could build it. Throwing in some tort immunity will solve the liability issues because progress requires some eggs broken.

Wellbutrin (anti-depressant and appetite suppressor), changed diet and light exercise (long walks at the park) made me lose 65 of 210 lbs in 9 months. No gym membership nor personal trainers. Plus I didn’t want to kill myself all the time.

Actually they will be sent out to the media pool where they will cry !First Amendment! to TV cameras, youtubers and bloggers desperate for conflict.

Your talking points are bereft of context.

100 years later it’s still hard to believe white men actually amended the Constitution that guaranteed women the vote. Why pass laws that dilutes your own vote? Then in the ‘60s white men did it again — they voted for the Voting Rights Act and allowed their vote to be diluted once again! Or how about 1912, when white…