I’m pretty damn certain they scan the serial when you return a console, so someone either really fucked up, or it was an inside job.

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

Huh, I guess I just have a really weird interpretation of Kylo. With his Vader obsession, and wanting to ‘finish what Vader started’, I was figuring he’s on a one-man deep-cover op to take down Snoke’s evil empire, the way gramps took down Palpatine. He knows that he’s got to go all-in on the dark side to avoid…