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“$225k in the rest of the country. Comfortable, but not rich.”

Trail of tears stream down your face

This is fucking terrible.

He said one, stupid, inane comment and now he’s a fullon Trump supporter? Wow.

Maybe. But these stories of used up brain damaged men affect me more. Just wait until the next generation ages. They played in an era of much bigger and much faster men.

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

Unarmed black Americans are five times as likely as unarmed white Americans to be shot and killed by a police officer.

You seem pretty high too.

Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.

Chris Christie, is that you?

Pittsburgh and Philadelphia are like 6 hours by car apart, they aren’t close together at all. But Cleveland is like 90 miles away, if that. That is actually a good example of a proximity division rival. The Eagles have the Giants, NJ is right next to Philly.

Haha the North(East) Remembers is great!! I love it. I shall somehow use that in a clever Tweet or Facebook status and I’ll get all those likes I so desperately need.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

More like Owen Bad-at-Knowing-When-to-Quit amirite?

Admitting we’re wrong is a sign of maturity and self-confidence, Owen, so maybe take it down a notch.

I don’t know if I’m more impressed by your grace or your goal post-moving, Mr. “someone who writes online.”

Until Cain’s home run, the 315-foot home run was the shortest on record. What part of this escapes your reading comprehension.

working with Skip Bayless for 3 hours every morning

Obviously not overnight, but how doomed is football, ultimately?

Suddenly, the player who led the AL in hits the last 3 years is still a great hitter...?