rich white guys are constant marks. They’re always looking for something that will mark them as better, like Patrick Bateman obsessing over business cards. They are often willfully stupid and/or naive.

Brady is complicit in all of this. He’s the sports version of Tom Cruise.

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

Michael Fulmer isn’t a free agent until 2023. There is no chance he is moved unless a team offers some absurd deal.

Here will be the only question needed for the mid-term elections:

It’s not about leading voters to the Democratic side - the Republican nominee for President has won the popular vote only once in the last quarter century (Bush in 2004).

Most Republicans were loyal

Well, whatever the excuse, they need to pay him. Cousins is the best quarterback they’ve had there since Duck Williams.

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

Yes, I simply cannot imagine the Democrats running a candidate whose spouse has a less-than-stellar record.

Democrats: What do voters in 2017 want?!?

Important note: Terry Funk is a professional.

Then you haven’t been a caps fan long enough. I’m 43 and they have tortured me since my childhood. The nats don’t have the longevity yet.

T-Bone.

Well, we know what happens when someone tries to tell Kobe “No”...

Q. What do you call a Raider’s fan 5 years ago?

Seriously, how are we letting Kobe get away with giving himself his own nickname?

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”