Is that what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna fight today?

So we can say the outcome, with certainty, is more skill based than one where a physical specimen overpowers everyone else.

This is like 95% of America. Rural country.

And when they don’t read it and don’t comply and don’t have the money to fix what they fucked up? You get to waste your time to take them to court to get... nothing.

“I don’t really see what’s wrong with a mud pit in a backyard.”

It isn’t exactly cheap or easy to have a team of guys haul in a dump truck full of dirt and level it for an entire day.

Wow. A writer using the word literally incorrectly. You admit to two separate times your neighbors have complained about you just in this piece so how exactly is that “literally zero?”

Seriously. If you have a yellow Miatta I just laugh.

Thanks to Deadspin/Jalopnik, I know they are all yellow.

My first car was a sky blue Camry so sky blue is up there for me as the worst.

The noises were determined to be coming from a spectator watching a Monica Seles match in the 90's.

As with most things Asian, yes, MSG is the secret ingredient. It’s like they just experimented with what weird shit they could mix with MSG to see if it was still edible.

I’m just surprised no one has taken the time to sioux yet.

It’s not a good stat because it doesn’t do anything. It’s an arbitrary definition of what a “Barreled Ball” is. And you only know it’s a barreled ball well after the fact. And who cares? The dude mashed 3 home runs. We don’t need this stat to know it’s awesome.

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Vote with your wallet. You obviously don’t want him to sell the team enough to not give him your money.

Welp. The Cavs just turned the key. See you in June.

“Oh wait, that was for not being naturally gifted.”

Bless you. My favorite Lombardi pick was Touchdown Tommy Vardell. A fullback in the 1st round.   Lombardi is an abomination to the sport.

He used a poop emoji.