Show me on the doll where the golf pro touched you.

Up to almost 8300 followers. Well done.

Just weigh her. If she weighs the same as a duck, by the transitive property, she’s a witch.

I await all the LOTR-inspired headlines for our Potaiders.

10/10 story. I laughed. I cried. I want ice cream cake.

Mark Davis looks like he’s been photoshopped into the picture and bleached. Is there a ginger filter?

Don’t local Las Vegans(?) spend their whole lives figuring out how to game casinos out of free shit?

Jeffrosenberg all one name. Fantastic.

Was it a requirement that each candidate’s campaign photo had to contain a “thumbs up”?

Giannis Antetokounmpo Makes Plays Only Lebron Can

We’re at Marchman’s mercy.

“who’ll sustain a serious injury the instant he plays an inning at Guaranteed Rat Field.”

Who is going to touch this dude in prison? He hurts people for a living.

along the same lines r/hitmanimals

Just do that but teams from the other conference you play twice and teams in your conference you play 3x. That’s what, 71 or 72 games? Cutting 10 is way better than 22 but would still be fought against.

He didn’t even come close to screaming and I hate to say it but he does have a decent point if the media is picking and choosing when to cover the same committee on whether it hurts Trump or not.

And this easily would have been in North Carolina if the NCAA wouldn’t have stripped them of the right to host games.

Only called road games? Why wouldn’t they have him do home games and reduce the travel for his old ass?

What you can’t see is the pocket sand used to spook the gator before the love tap.