I actually turn the heat on less than the a/c. Indianapolis is ungodly humid in the summer.

So, you never visisted the South in the summer?

I think the pope would be more of a DOOM guy myself.

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

2 cars hit over 240 mph in the speed trap going into turn 1.

More likely, the White Sox get swept by the Twins At home to miss out on playoffs all together.

“They’re not the best karaoke singers in baseball.”

I get where this is coming from, but the cynical side of me sees it as baby boomers trying to justify staying in the work force well past retirement age because the kids these days have plenty of time to do their jobs after they’re dead.

Horse’s really are athletes!

A Vin Scully is a treasure: an older person who doesn’t look at a millennial beard as an opportunity to complain about kids these days, but rather as an impetus to read up on the topic and tell some historical anecdotes.

And while I’m here: Great camera and production work to get shots of beards in the crowd and on the…

Vin Scully is a national treasure and I really hope he decides to accept the offer(s) to call the All-Star Game or a World Series game or inning or something in his last season, but him rambling tediously about random bullshit is not good and if someone else did it we would mock them a lot probably.