How about "You don't need to change your driving or do anything when it snows"? That's mainly the problem here in the UK where, if you notice, ALL the photos of crashed/idiot drivers are from.

Seriously, we don't regularly get snow, and it's rarely bad, but we make up for it.

This is roughly the equivalent of stuff most British people have down the back of the drawers in the spare room, but a bit newer.

Away with your sensible suggestions based on how the world actually works! This is the comments!

"Gentlemen, it looks like we have found a large underground weapons facility. So, the most important thing is that we get our bets in now. Zombies."
"Aw, c'mon! Okay - gateway to hell."
"Supersoldiers that are still alive somehow."
"Ahem."
"But totally aren't zombies."
"Virus. That does something that doesn't resemble…

And if there was no incidental music playing. And if that was the point.

Shh. Nobody else has noticed that fairly fundamental mistake. ;)

Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Are they going to add the other Lantern Corps later?

I study Nuclear Pokémon
I love my classes
I got a crazy Professor
He wears dark glasses

They announced Michelle Gomez the day before she started filming in the middle of one of Cardiff's busiest shopping streets, because the BBC like to trigger the publicity, not react to blurry photos in the papers (they mess up frequently on this, but they try).

The departures of the Ponds and Tennant were announced…

And they only confirmed the rumours that Missy was the Master after Dark Water. Funny that.

It's called "being Scottish". People seem to constantly forget that one thing about him.

So she said she wasn't coming back, they had a leaving party, started looking for a new companion and working on scripts, then she changed her mind so they said "Great, we'll rebuild the set, get Nick Frost back in even though he's out of contract so it'll cost more and there's no guarantee he'll be available, bin…

Well that certainly is a neat theory you've made up out of the whole cloth to suit your feelings on the latest series.

Scotland's just lowered the limit to 0.05%, so the top half of Great Britain should be more lilac-y.

"Inside each of those balls is a living, bubbling lump of hate."

This is all interesting stuff, but as I'm British there is only one friendship classification - Friends Who Get Their Round In.

My friends and I have a Doctor Who marathon at the end of every season. The twist is that we watch it on the day of the last episode's broadcast and time it so we watch that one live.

This! Is! Whomageddon!

"Whomageddon IV - Ex-Ter-Min-Tate!" was the roughest, running from 07:40 to 19:45. By comparison, the most recent…

Neither people who love the Royals nor people who who hate them really understand their function. They're the people that stop us being precious dicks about our flag or anthem, and prevent even having to have something as silly as a written constitution to cling to. "What, you have, like, super-laws that were made up…