Oh, so that’s Steffi Graf next to him? That makes sense. I couldn't work out why J K Rowling was there.

So, is this ‘brickpunk’ or ‘studpunk’?

Exactly. “Hello, it’s us, the government! We’ve got all this money for trade backed by us, so you might as well use it and help things tick over the way they were (with us in charge).”

My high-flyin’ sister met the head of Subway in the UK at a business thing and asked him “Have you tasted bread?” he responded “Yeah, you’re not really our target customer”.

The lovely story of my parents’ first meeting: My future Dad approaches my future Mum and her friend at the rugby club dance and notes they are drinking a then-popular mix of strong lager and cordial (it was the 70s).

FD: Export and lime, eh girls? What are you having next?
FM: Guinness and grapefruit. Piss off, shorty.

O…

As a Brit, I find this sort of so-called “research” offensive. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to finish off this spotted dick.

Oh what if, like, it's all a dream one guy's having in a coma? I know, right? Mind. Blown.

Cheddar's not a city, though.

I'm sure that BBC Worldwide had plans for the next five years of Top Gear as well.

I think it *will* still be going in 2020, but things change, y'know?

Yyyyup. BBC Enterprises had plenty of "plans for the show" in the '90s.

The part where they downloaded police band apps to their phones is the part where I would have used one of said phones to call the police and said "Hi, this is the games store near where all you guys are. Is there something up? What should we be doing?"

But whoever caused this should get ten years easily.

He'd have to stand for leader of a major party and have enough MPs to command the confidence of the house, as we don't elect a Prime Minister directly. Mayor of London might be an idea, but it's a lot of work for a tenth of the money he's used to. As an individual, any celebrity will almost always have more power and…

Controlling the escape pod when the whole thing ejects to escape from backers who want their money back.

That SHIELD logo looks a bit slapdash. I bet it peels off to reveal a Hydra one underneath.

Hey, anybody remember that one Mission Impossible film where Ethan didn't have to go rogue to get the job done?

The audio is from Peter Serafinowicz's BBC 6 Music Radio Show.

Counter-saying: "Any fool can be uncomfortable"

Was anybody else trying to figure out the 7 major territories? The American Mega Citites… Brit/Euro-Cit… the Sov bloc… the Sino-Cits… Hondo… Oz… … Luna 1?

Silly, scary, lovely to look at and capable of doing just about any kind of story.

Presumably the super-villains will be complaining that the disused amusement parks / puzzle factories / zoos are all getting bought up and refurbished by startups.