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"List of points I wanted to make about a film with some made up questions so I can expand on said points" is one of my least favourite article formats. It's just fiddling with yourself.

No, we got the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Movie We Deserve for wanting a League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Movie. You don't mess with Alan's magic.

That 'Men in Tights' one doesn't work. It's part of a different joke.

Coming up right after the big budget Doctor Who movie, the Blake's 7 reboot and Season 2 of Firefly.

Chief O'Brien dies during the fourth season of Deep Space Nine and is replaced by a temporal duplicate from a collapse timeline. Nobody seems particularly fussed.

Also, don't give your characters stupid names based on stuff you like now, meaning you're stuck with them in 10 years.

"No, Sir! ALL THIRTEEN!"

You read a rumour on a UK fan board that Matt Smith thought exactly like a grumpy box-ticking old fan? [SURPRISED FACE]

"Head of state visits previously conflict-prone province, also sees how they're boosting their economy through TV and film production". It's not a tricky story to 'get'.

Terry Nation came up with the concept as a freelance writer. Ray Cusick came up with the design as a BBC employee. The BBC didn't pay for the rights to the concept, so the Nation estate owns those, with the BBC owning the design.

Time doesn't go backwards because Superman spins the Earth the other way. The Earth's spinning the other way because Superman's going backwards in time.

"Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bird gets all of my press?"

The aliens would only speak Mandarin.

Or they gave her hair to the Star Wars people to make the wig *she* wore after shaving it off.