Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.

Clayton Keyshaw is obviously the best pitcher in baseball and there are lots of really good pitchers that may be just as good as Chris Sale. But there is nobody in baseball who is more fun to watch. That delivery. The slider. The change. No other starter can make great hitters swing that badly and look like they…

Excuse the blurriness, I was shaking a bit at the prospect of getting to shake his hand. A true gentleman, scholar, leader and hero for the people. (On my flight up to D.C. for the Women’s March. He was on my flight and came through to greet everyone. I might have been crying quite a bit.)

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

First read Game of Thrones about 8 years ago after reading a New Yorker piece about how divided his fanbase was over his slow output. I figured, if people are clamoring this rabidly for new pages, this guy must be good. Only now, 8 years later and thousands of pages in, do I realize that article wasn’t a promotion…

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

¡Que rico!

for some reason I’m really enjoying that he spelled it ‘fucken.’

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Also, wouldn’t any decent agent (who i imagine represent the top 50 prospects) shoot this down asap? All this does is cut into their payday as well.

Orthopaedic Surgeon here.

Genuine question (love that you have to stipulate that in comments): Whenever someone gets injured they inevitably have to “wait for the results of an MRI” in order to determine the full damage/what kind of injury occurred. If there are abnormalities, how are MRIs in these cases more or less accurate all the time? Is…

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

This is the only answer you need.

I worked in Yellowstone one summer in college (manning a cash register for a general store at Old Faithful), and pretty much everyone who works in the park ends up reading Death in Yellowstone, a book by the park historian that chronicles everyone who died in the park of non-natural causes (wait, does getting eaten by…

On behalf of near-boiling acid baths in Yellowstone, I submit the most horrible way to die would be: Secretary of the Interior Palin.

“You tanked her and Obama’s platform with Bernie’s education plan for your dogwhistle bullshit.”

Hatches, ranked:

Nate Silver’s model was the only one which gave Trump a good chance of winning. Take it up with the Huffington Post and Sam Wang; they gave Clinton close to a 99% chance of winning....