Thank you. This description of Lamb is aggravating.

> He is, in other words, the kind of middling Democrat the party’s base is begging it to move away from.

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Aging players not being over paid is fine (though we can argue whether that’s what’s actually happening here). What’s not fine, however, is that they’ve had their salaries artificially suppressed for 7 years during their rookie and arbitration years. If you’re advocating for them not making that money up on the back…

Mueller and Rosenstein are both bound by Office of Legal Counsel rulings, so I don’t think they can indict (OLC ruled that the President can’t be indicted when Nixon was in office, not because the Constitution prohibits it with impeachment but because indictment would interfere with being President). I guess if…

Come on! The dude’s 6'3" and just 239 pounds. And just look at that physique! And he cross trains, just look at this photo. I mean, if that’s not elite...

Alex Smith for five years? Oddly enough, that’s not the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of D.C. tonight.

You mean..

If you think this is crazy, wait until I tell you what Fox *News* has completely ignored

I’m sure Fox Sports just doesn’t want to alienate the eight people who still visit their website.

Also, I am one of the most respected armchair physicians in the country. And if my ability to diagnose and help armchairs isn’t in any way transferrable to NFL quarterbacks, then I don’t even know why I spent all those years at Chesterfield med school.

you just decimated everyone

It would be nice to have the ESPN hockey theme back; the only time it’s been used in the past decade plus is the World Cup of Hockey and YTMNDs featuring Lando Calrissian with a big Photoshopped cock

I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

He could teach Big Ben a thing or two about body control.

After Witkowski and Kulak went at it, Witkowski was shown off to the locker room. Unfortunately for the officials, that forced Witkowski to skate right by the Calgary bench. 

For me, as a Dodger fan who was ecstatic to see the team go to the World Series for the first time in my lifetime, this one is going to hurt. I am always going to wonder about that crazy game 5 when Kershaw blew a 4 run lead and a 3 run lead before the 5th inning. I am always going to wonder about how Bellinger was…

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

The last time the Dodgers were in the world series, I was an 11-year-old kid who was OBSESSED with baseball. My dad and I took radios to games to listen to Vin Scully on the radio at Dodger Stadium, we watched road games on Saturday afternoons while we folded laundry, it was everything. In 88, I genuinely believed I…

I lost years off of my life and my team won both, if it makes you feel any better. Being on the winning side of those games didn’t make them less stressful!

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]