Do not underestimate the comfort of a door open naked dump. You can’t blame the six year old. The kid was probably thinking “why would you do this any other way?”

My father walked in on me masturbating, luckily for me he is now dead so no one but I now know it ever happened.

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

“Mugger, use Sucker Punch!”
“It’s super effective!”

I don’t think turning your back anytime at Penn State is a prudent idea.

Deep down I wished this fuckwad was able to live and go to try and then the real dirty secrets would come to life.

Fuck you people. Every one of you. The man was scum. He was spineless. May he burn in hell.

Fuck cancer.

His leg snaps and points 90 degrees from the way legs are supposed to point.

We all live and learn.

All these guys are just being overly sensitive—except for Barry Bonds, since pitchers can’t not throw at his head.

“Why are you so sick?”

No big deal. That looks like me getting into my Uber last night.

phone’s got a running app, that’s sports

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

If you’re talking to DeMaurice Smith to change the CBA, you’re barking up the wrong tree.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

Have you ever seen Peyton Manning’s face when he lost the Super Bowl? Petulant, whiny bitch doesn’t even begin to describe it. As a matter of fact, petulant, whiny bitch is what every QB that is losing turns into other than Eli Manning, who immediately turns into “5-year old boy who dropped his ice cream cone.”