“raising daughters is a wonderful experience. It is so much fun, little girls—um.”

You've made me sympathize with Kobe. Shame on you.

Protection mostly.

I guess the transition from a defensive to an offensive lineman can happen overnight.

I'm the staring pervert. Not sorry.

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

I’m 6'3" and severely out of shape and consequently can’t sniff the rim. Enjoy your health!

Baseball is so cruel.

They still let you drive with an open container though, thanks Virginia!

Fuck.

“He is invigorated by playing on a line with the superlative forwards Aleksander Barkov and Jonathan Huberdeau, whose combined age (42) is less than his.”

Stories like this convince me I could never be a professional athlete in a thousand years.

That poor baby.

Watching this game felt like watching a snuff film.

Good read. Might want to mention Coffey never played in MLB again.

The only problem with refusing to see anti-vax or gun-owning patients is you leave the kids to the devices of their parents, where otherwise you may have had a non-zero chance at a positive intervention.

MLB.tv and unblock-us enable me to watch more Dodger games than a healthy person should while avoiding a cable subscription right here in LA. Good stuff.

Everything about this team and its owners is insufferable.

Cute baby is cute.

I enjoyed the movie.