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This is what I spent my day doing. I’m mildly concerned because I “defaced government property” by putting it on the doors of her office & the exterior building, and public spaces but I’m honestly happy to be arrested for doing it. A server at a restaurant we were allowed to put it up in tore it down, scolded us that

THIS. If I have to worry about a student bringing a gun into my classroom, then they sure as fuck should have the same concerns. Welcome to the world you’ve forced the rest of us to live in, fuckwads.

I’m confused. I thought the reason Louie Gohmert has a major man crush on the NRA and an unhealthy love of guns is precisely for situations where he doesn’t feel safe. Because as we all know, white, male, Republican politicians in Texas are a historically persecuted and disenfranchised group.

I’m a proud Giffords voter and these cowardly Republicans can fuck right off.

Just like how we all live in The Inner City (TM).

Forgive my crudeness, but there are only 2 reasons why Trump nominated Ben Carson as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

I hear there are “secret black meetings” monthly in most major cities.

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

Does having a lot of accountants and lawyers help?

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Does... he think all black people know one another?

Well, I was given that information.
Yeah, sure. Fuckface.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

I never did watch the last Hunger Games movie. Perhaps it’s now time.

QUICK EVERYONE START MEMORIZING THE BOOKS BEFORE THEY ARE ALL BURNED

Suddenly all those 2nd amendment nuts are making some good points.

At least the number of dystopian novels with rebellion plots recently have given us a gluttony of plans of attack to choose from. Soon we might be finding out exactly how far we’ve strayed from the roots of our country; I have to say, I never thought I’d be able to fully comprehend the emotional states of the