WAIT. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Fucking WAIT.

googled. she’s a stunning, young, woc.

I am a registered independent. I have voted democrat 100% of the time. I vote in local, state and national elections. I am not going to call myself a democrat to make anyone else more comfortable or to appease anyone else. I am farther left than the majority of democrats. I disagree with a two party system, I disagree…

Cool, bro. Doesn’t sound like you have any deep-seated issues at all. You’re probably a perfectly normal, successful human being.

“Fuck. So close.”

You attend some shitty parties.

Just you wait until Hillary uses the footage to make a campaign ad that calls Bernie soft on ISIS.

Dude no the Dog was very reluctant to raise hands. Dog was being forced to do so by that hairless ape. It was really a case of voter fraud.

Please have your mom email me so I can talk to her about what it feels like to become a meme. Also, I want to know who she’s supporting! novak@gizmodo.com

That’s my mom in the Little Tikes photo. She did some modeling back in the 90s. She’s a republican too. Will have to show her this 😂

like Lincoln Park angree?

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.

RE: The swag peddler w the trendy Hitler youth under cut and nicely tailored suit: I really hate it when neocons try to be hip and with it. Just own that your opinions and beliefs are the antithesis of “cool”, dudes.

Exactly. STARVE ALL THE POOR PEOPLE. It’s the only way to make America great again! You, my friend, understand this perfectly. What the hell’s wrong with all those peacenik liberals who just don’t get the absolute necessity of starving anyone who wasn’t lucky enough to be born with rich parents?!

Pffft. If they were Real Americans they’d have taken over a bird sanctuary, not attended a rally.

18% is a tiny fraction and 7% is a lot.

To be fair, no one ever does.

At a press conference in Zurich today after the ban was announced, Blatter railed against the ruling, ... comparing the investigation to the Spanish Inquisition

Ok well it was not teens that made you loose your job or Romneycare it is the well healed stock market folks who cost you your position, stop blaming the ones who do something and start blaming the ones who obstruct and get rich on your misery.