I don't think I've said my own name that many times in my life, much less recorded.

And here I thought they were to hold onto anything you dropped, until the heat death of the universe.

Actually, it's about ethics in public transportation.

I've seen some comment saying it is a double standard for Gawker to publish the Sony info, while calling out perpetrators of the Fappening. I disagree, because corporations ≠ people. What do yinz think?

The last book was published in 2007...

I made tow bars at my old job, and they aren't that long.

Dude is a Nimitz-class douchecanoe.

To answer #1 as a fairly serious racing cyclist: You pull it all up and let the spandex hold it there. For aggressive racing positions most of your weight should be on the protrusions of the pelvis just on either side of the perineum/taint. If you're so inclined you can GIS "cyclist junk" and see how it's handled…

I always got the strangest falling asleep in math class boner. Something about trying to not pass out on the desk made it happen, just another thing to worry about.

It's pretty much not going to happen unless they absolutely try to.

Well duh, it's the feminazis taking over the country! (no)

Streisand effect, never heard of her before. TO THE GOOGLE!

I really like the use of "us" as opposed to "them".

I would like to meet Jessamine F. That is all.

When do we get Torch's coverage of reflectors?

/checks dictionary: "I am included under the definition of 'anyone'..."

So, where are these "well regulated militias" I keep hearing about?

There was no racism involved, because you were white.

My PD just got an all white Explorer with white decals that just barely show up, usually only under headlights.

You're not as clever as you think you are.