LOL @ cop with a flashlight: "Surely this will stop them!"

Costco gas!

Those things actually had a variable angle/offset throughout the pedal stroke, crazy!

They aren't staggered.

No, no they aren't.

Now to find a used RS2000...

Here in the reasonable world its pretty clear it was Russia, at least by proxy.

How do you know he's witsec?

"Final"

But when they fail, they fail hard.

Prediction: Caddy engine in Caddy cabin.

S-Class is probably heavier.

Most certainly, they're easier to find in gas stations than grocery stores surprisingly.

Sorry, these are the ultimate in eating when one is high, so much flavor.

That kinda sucks, but good on you for doing it all.

I did all the work of clicking through myself, if anyone cares it's this:

What is this song?

Do you always sleep with the light on? That isn't too great for sleep quality, although with that cat who knows.

Actually it is hilarious. The key is to picture Rick Perry's rage.

"Socialism"