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“Was it Sting?”

Dieter Laser in Lexx, of course (but there are about 20 others from Lexx that could qualify - Britt Ekland, Rutger Hauer, Ellen Dubin, Patricia Zentilli, Walter Borden)

You know what would be more fun? A post-apocalyptic world where Zorro is a fictional character like in ours, but someone being driven crazy by the apocalypse is under the delusion that he’s both Zorro and in revolutionary-era Mexico.

Hyrda targeted everyone they saw as a threat to their rule. Since he is the world’s leading surgeon, he is likely very outspoken on views, etc. This would lead to him being a target.

Even after the apocalypse, I expect you’ll still have to wait at least 45 minutes to get on Peter Pan.

Ok, I know I’m a WDW nerd but there is no way tigers would end up in the MK after the apocalypse.

This looks overly touched up and ‘shopped...

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

Protests oil drilling using petroleum based plastic vessels.

I want to lay in a bathtub filled with cilantro, with cilantro scented candles, and have someone drop cilantro leaves from the ceiling on me like it’s snowing while I eat fresh fish tacos that have cilantro, and chips and salsa with extra cilantro in the salsa.

cilantro is awesome

So I had a thought about all that’s coming for the MCU. We all want a fully realized MCU, with X-men, Fantastic Four, et al into it, and we’re tired of reboots and origins. (and we know from Spiderman that if they REALLY want to they can make it happen) So here is my pitch...

Infinity War happens and at the end they

I had a small hamster with only one foot, the other three were chewed off in infancy.

We had a hamster that ate his daddy.

My cat once squeezed out a kitten with no flesh on its abdomen. It plopped out of her and its intestines plopped out of it. She turned around, gave it a nudge, it tried to roll over, and she ate it. Bones and all. It made me wonder how many other kittens she might have had that we never found a trace of.

Clearly, this library has a book about nothing with no words in it. Once you have one book with one word in it, you will never be able to have more books than words without one book having zero words in it.

Whatever they do, Han Solo should be in the very first shot of the film. We definitely should have a Han shot first.

I can’t wait to see Drag Me To Shell.

38: A selfie is what immediately pops into mind, but is wrong. “My father’s son” is me, so “this man’s father is my father’s son” shortens to “this man’s father is me”. The man is looking at his son’s picture.