Nick Young has problems with vowels and vows, apparently.

I dnt play them games

Its good to see game developers really go out there to explore all these very different types of protagonists.

I would take a perverse pleasure in every comment on this page being to tell you that this is not the original Legend of Zelda and that you should get off our lawns.

I’m sorry, but “the Original Legend of Zelda”? You, sir, have made a mistake that this comments section will simply never allow you to forget.

That head tilt is not cute, it makes her seem like retard seeing piece of paper for the first time

Women and directions, amirite guise

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

I find it funny that the fuckin neckbeard is SOOOO OFFENDED that they dared to cover up an obviously oversexualized THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. Like fuck me man, THIRTEEN.

That’s one excuse I’ve heard peados use before “she didn’t look underage”.

There is no justifiable reason for this to exist except if you’re a pedo that wants to sexually congress with children.

Or, you know, when picking a stand to make, don’t make it about ogling 13 virtual girls in skimpy bathing suits.

In your hypothesis...which is worse: Japanese gaming culture accepting the sexualization of children or American gaming culture complaining when it’s removed?

Actually it’s about ethics in pedophilia.

The other three Spellfire players will probably have the same reaction.

If you think that’s bad, you should hear what he said about his own secondary.