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Uh...Belle shouldn't be wearing Gaston's crap.

As great as this sounds, i would have actually prefered to see this on the 3DS. Designing mario levels while on public transport, testing them out, and then sending them to friends online when you get home sounds a lot better to me then sitting at home and creating levels.

Don't you mean Arthur from Sword in the stone? o_O

There's an awful lot of Seminole fluid going on here

Wouldn't it be more realistic if he just broke his hand? I mean, still pretty bad.

Most people in most places would not do that because they know better than to do that.

am i a hero if i quote the main post too?

Have fun with all the responses. I said the exact same thing to someone else here a whole ago and half the commenters went jezebel on me. I was a sexist asshole for questioning why it matters what gender the lead character is. Which is silly when the whole ideal is to have people not care what gender the lead

If she was a boy it wouldn't be as high? Does the gender really matter that much given the whole point of the game is hacking the world? Why are people so hung up on gender?

OH YOU fucking weabos not this shit again...

As someone with experience with Disney animation... they treat their artists VERY well, the contracts are actually extremely normal for the movie industry (no sharing trade secrets, etc.), they employ enough talent that they seldom resort to "ripping off" (though Lion King pushed it, they've had over a century of

Because Disney clearly did nothing wrong here.

How could we forget when 20 people have pointed it out already? The Lion King - Kimba knock-off is obvious and clear and yes, blatantly stolen. THIS one however is tenuous at best and is no way "blatantly stolen" given that the summaries didn't even get most of the character details right.

Ummmm Treasure Planet is a Sci-Fi adaptation of Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson.

Pretty much the vast selection of Disney movies are adaptations of public domain children's stories - Hans Christian Anderson and the Brothers Grimm being the largest repertoires to choose from. The only one I can't think of as a source material would be the Lion Story (full disclosure, never seen or read Hamlet).

They would be dead to you over legos?

I saw the header and thought, "hyperbole, click-bait, bullshit," but that goal was absolutely fucking filthy. Maybe Deadspin should cover more hockey, no?

I fucking love 70's bush.

This is beautiful. I'm getting the entire picture gallery airbrushed on the side of my van.