this is why we need SeaWorld.

it is like Bizarro World of Coke

tits≠cock. Tits is sexy, cock and pussy is pornograghy.

Chloe Bruce is doubling for Daisy Ridley in Episode VII right now.

growing up in Northern Kentucky I've always known about Bobby Mackey's always feels really creepy. Recently I returned there to play Ingress. Not only did the place feel weird but it took six hacks before I got a single portal key out of it.

the Indian girl looks like she already has.

so glad to see everyone so excited for Leia. Ctktt.

as I understand it, the hand is Luke's robot hand and the lightsaber is his newer one which has an "if found, I'm dead, contact my family" message inside.

one time when I was at Disney's Magic Kingdom I saw one of the Cranes there grab a duckling by the neck and hold it underwater until it drowned.

Costco had wasabi doritoes a couple years ago and some other cheese flavor exclusivo no.

i clicked on this link totally expecting it to be about Dan Sileo.

is Steve Rogers the old guy with the csne?

Idina Menzel was in the original. Maybe the time spent in fairy tale land has made her character a singing princess. Disney could easily build a sequel around Princess Nancy.

Best tweet.

wow, can't believe it is that old already.

Yakko's Universe Song:

there's a notebook somewhere in my old bedroom with all my NES era gaming conquests. I like to think there are greater than 300 games written in it.

I think i was the first of my friends to be at this game.

i beat it when I was a kid with the 99 lives trick

remember the NES Advantage? I loved that fucking stick. There was a switch that let you repeat the A&B buttons by holding them down. In the waterfall stage in Contra there was a spot where there were no enemies, just 2 falling boulders you could shoot endlessly. I would weigh down the B button and go outside and play…