Wow, this sounds so stupid I can't believe it even merits mention on Kotaku.

they would have reported it had I posted it to Observation Deck.

they would have reported it had I posted it to Observation Deck.

they probably would have reported it if I had shared it to Observation Deck. http://observationdeck.io9.com/so-matt-smith-…

Stevie Nix is using Witchcraft to stay young for reals, isn't she?

I'm feeling kind of snubbed in Ria's comment of the day post where she shared several of the six word stories. Was it because mine uses God as a character? with over 50 recommendations, and staying near the top of the posts, you'd think it would be worthy.

I'm feeling unloved, Ria. My first story has racked 49 star so far.

A fairy lived in her beard.

"You must be joking," said Life.

...spun faster and faster as it...

Ria horrorfyingly wondered what she unleashed.

Your DNA test shows Cephalopod ancestry.

Captain's log: Long, brown, and stinky.

Lizards ran terrified. Lawnmower had returned.

Eventually the loneliness drove it mad.

The murderer was Siri the Roomba!

The bugs. They understand English now.

The clockwork spider's legs moved arachnosynchronously.

I touched her wings. She smiled.

Don't go in the tall grass.