Yeah realized that only after rereading the article. This part isn't for sale either.

The roads these things drove on were made of crushed gravel 12 feet deep and laser leveled because the beasts were so heavy when the launch pad and shuttle were loaded on.

That is sad. It was awesome getting to see this stuff up close when it was still in service.

I knew a guy who drove into the back of a trailer and got decapitated and his head and part of his torso landed in his buddy's lap in the back seat. 8'd want to be covered in shit when you consider the alternative.

I actually created this as a D&D monster years ago. I called them Grey Furies. A group of blood thirsty hive-minded squirrels.

You have to be dead inside not to love this.

Fandango is an anagram for "a dong fan" after all.

Shrewd move for a mid-card jobber. It would look bad for WWE to release him any time soon.

wait until there's Theme Park Exclusives like The Eternal Helmsman and The Hatbox Ghost, Jungle Cruise Mickey, tomorrowland Stitch, or Star Tours Artoo.

Drizzt and Guenhwyvar

That's kind of bullshit, huh? Because Maleficent isn't a witch or even a human. she's a fairy, just like Flora, Fauna, Merriweather, Tinkerbell. she's just a very bad very angry bitch fairy.

no dude. it sounds weird in contest too.

I have an original Cosmo Black. I either keep it in my cargo shorts pockets or deep pockets in my khakis and it is barely noticeable. I keep it on me at work and get one or two passes a week there.

If you keep it on you, it really isn't hard to get streepasses. Two at the grocery store and one at the drug store one day while out running errands a few weeks ago. On vacation last week, I got one while driving on I95 between Gainesville and Jacksonville, another at Fort Sumter which is on a remote island in…

I'm calling it first: 'Once Upon a Time on Alderaan"

by real or fake, you mean 'scripted or unscripted'?

No

I'll never be able to check under my son's bed again.

Every father of a young child will agree with you.

Jim Ross calling Foley off the top of the cage is number one