earlier today I put up on twitter that Padme Amidala was a great role model for girls who like brushing their hair and crying.

I was only sort of being facetious. I remember seeing something like this in an arcade as a kid but it was still all mazey.

Single Driver Cockpit, so as few people die in this vehicle as possible.

I can remember at least three different art style for Pac-man. the classic computer version, the ball with feet version which i think was on the cabinets, and the Pac-world version which is how he looked in the old cartoon. Incedentally, i had a pac-man hand puppet as a kid and even dressed as him for halloween with a…

This iteration of Pac-Man has been around forever. It makes sense they would finally put him into a game.

That front end just looks like it was designed to slice through as much roadkill as possible without having to slow down. What's the over under until one catches fire and is immolated?

I prefer draught. Just finished a Yuengling.

Kill it with Thors Hammer.

in 100 years, you won't need to dig for Apple products. you'll have to climb for them.

my guess is that there is one person collecting this and one person being a troll by bidding up the price.

I wrote the Star Wars fan fiction version of this about 15 years ago.

the wicked step-mother's proper name is Lady Tremaine. i wonder if they'll keep this for the film.

that's not really fair because both direct to DVD Lion King sequels were brilliant and inspired. Lion King 2: Simba's Pride score is the father of the Curse of the Black Pearl score. give it a listen, i shit you not. And Lion King 1 and a Half is the clever Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead to Lion King's Hamlet.

I told my wife the other day that "Episode VII: The Next Order" would make a great title because it was ambiguous enough to refer to Luke's new Jedi order as well as "Order 67" if the screenwriters were clever enough to work that into the plot.

are they positive it wasn't Princess Fiona?

i was disappointed how there were no mentions about how in Iron Man 3, Mandarin's hideout is a real (and really awesome) place that anyone can visit. i made a blog post about it, but now sure how to promote it.

the internet is insanely easy to censor. especially in a fictionalized world. a couple lines of code could hunt down all those digitized tomes and destroy, corrupt, or block them.

was Majora an Ant stoned on LSD?

That was awesome.

more like garlicky potato vomit.