I agree, but I want BUDDY Jesus.

Jesus is made fun of way more than any other religion’s deity. Also, Jesus isn’t white.

Jesus is depicted in all kinds of ways outside the intended religious way and Christians, for their part, largely don’t care.

Zack Hample: [knocks Starscreamsicle out of the way, catches Stanton home run ball]

If you go look at the twitter timeline for @Marlins_Man, you’ll see he claims he spoke with Hample personally and advised him not to go. He also says that he heard directly from Hample that there was no girlfriend and his entire story he told the public was horseshit, he paid to get in. Marlins Man himself was…

“I’m sorry for that thing I did. I mean, yeah, I knew it was wrong, which is why I did it in a sneaky way, and then lied about it. But I went ahead and did it anyway, and really enjoyed myself, and had an experience that relatively few people got to have, even though it was clear that it was intended for people other…

I find it absolutely disgusting that a 38 year old, adult man would have a soul patch like that.
Delete your facial hair, sir.