A strategically placed ISIS attack would endear them to a vast majority of Americans.

Ha ha ha.......Remember that time he stole the spotlight from somebody? Look! he is trying again! So great........ If he wins any award in the future I hope somebody throws a fucking brick at his face.

Oh, man, he slays me. Just more comedy genius from the smartest celebrity out there.

Kanye: "Hey! Remeber that asshole move I did when I ruined a teenagers first award for her music? Yea! The one who's gone on to eclipse me in the industry! Yes, yes, yes! The move that made America hate me even more than they already did! Glad you remember, well, wouldn't it be funny if I faked like I was gonna do it…

i wuda slugged that low iq jig.

I'd laugh so hard if Beck delivered a flying karate kick to Kanye's jaw like it was nothing and calmly continued his acceptance speech.

This needs to make a comeback:. Some brewery just needs to write IPA, or LAGER and that's it. Put the brewery name on the top so you can barely see it.

If Marshawn was so good, why didn't he make it in on 1st and goal with one defender to beat. To busy grabbing his crotch. Low life scum.

it's like the Pats knew what Seattle was going to call.

I am a relative new hockey fan (about 8 years - started watching when going to college near Pittsburgh), but I tend to agree. Everyone comments on how soccer is a beautiful game, but hockey has the same kind of gameplay, except it's about 10 times faster and more compact. I've tried to get into soccer, but can only…

LeBron James needs Novocaine to get a cavity filled.

What this "bold" guy is forgetting is that you need google's army of lawyers and millions of $ to keep android alive with all the patent trolls and other mega-corporations holding hundreds of patents just waiting to sue you.

This. Dude in green and white doesn't seem to know the difference between "slap" and "slapstick".

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

Not sure what the point of this article is. America has a racist past? No way.

I hope somebody whips it out and pisses on this "woman". Then when she bitches, tell her it's her own fault for not moving.

Yeah, because clearly when someone is being an obnoxious cunt, it's everybody else's responsibility to deal with the fucking retarded headcase.

Nope, par for the course in explaining what happened, why it was a suspendable offense (or not), what punishment was meted, and why. Carcillo has a rather ugly history, which is why it's six games.

You know a guy is a tool when hometown fans hate you and your an "enforcer". This idiot is a penalty/injury waiting to happen. I hope he blows his own knee out again the next time he takes a cheap shot.

This is how every NHL suspension is announced. The NHL has been really good about embracing twitter. @NHLPlayerSafety is the twitter handle where they release all this BTW.