Can we not give any clicks to Blatchford? She's a tired old irrelevant crank who routinely victim blames and is just generally a terrible person.

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

It's not a custom, It's Customs, read the fucking article.
i.e: I have a custom where I must reply to morons on the internet who flame other people's comments, when they are clearly a much bigger jack ass than the original poster.

He's got 94 phones, and a droid ain't one.

I thought that when a business offers something at a certain price, it's required to sell it as such to prevent bait and switching. Granted, it's the age of the internets, but there hasn't been n exemption in the law that i've heard of.

Assault is still assault. Unless it was necessary he should be charged

I'm gonna keep my mouth shut on this one.

Can you hear the worm scream?

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

I was just about to point that out. This is not going to help her get into UConn

Does no one else think this kid sounds like a jerk? Like, ok, the repetitive questions get annoying, but this is ridiculous (as well as poorly written). "No- I do not remember you."

So.....I guess having polite small talk with the Grandma that probably brought you a nice Best Buy or Macy's gift card (even though you never call or write) isn't a fair exchange for said gift?

I'm sure the drones will eventually find common cause against their masters.

It is rude. That's the right word to describe it. Literally any of us who sit at our shit desk jobs commenting on sports would give almost anything to be an NFL-level player of any quality - even a benchwarmer - for one game - let alone be someone as good as him. Yes he works hard for it, but this isn't like…

oh yes it fully counts they fucked up that badly and that should never happen.

I don't want to appear heartless, but I think this is just silly.

I know people on this site hate hockey, but what the fuck, enjoy the ridiculousness of this goal and open up any other sports website to satiate your desire for Johnny Football

American IT professionals cannot take this sitting down. We must fight back. We cannot have a murderous dictator having a say in what we get to see in the theaters.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

SO in closing, you're just not great around the kitchen.