If I lived in a castle with Monica Bellucci - twentysomething Monica Bellucci at that!!! - I'd never leave home.

I don't agree with all your choices or the placement, but I appreciate you staying on topic. I really, really hate "best horror movie" lists that try to "enlighten" readers by including dark and/or depressing dramas that have no supernatural or psychological thriller element. Those lists often come off as…