Sure, that’s what he SAYS. But he’s a fucking tool and will do something else entirely.

...what? Are you attacking Think Progress because you think it’s a white supremacist site? It’s not. I don’t understand your comment.

Says ignorant fat-ass who’s spent 25% of his time in office on holiday.

“Either this was the least funny joke ever, or he meant it. Which is so much fucking worse.” That describes so much of the past six months.

It would be news, though.

Melania Trump has thoughts...

For something everyone describes as an epidemic, it’s weirdly understated how little is being done about opioids. Like, Reagan didn’t do shit about AIDS because Nancy didn’t believe it was a thing until Rock Hudson died, so I get why there was so much inaction there, but it’s universally agreed-upon that we’ve got a…

I love how the guy on a 17 day golf vacation is telling someone else to get back to work.

Also, our president thanked Putin for expelling our diplomats. Said he wanted to cut payroll anyway (which isn’t how funding works).

This kind of thing is why I think there’s a chance all of Mueller’s efforts might be futile. As in, there’s a chance that he might unearth a photo of Donald fellating Putin while also stabbing a freshly aborted fetus, and Trump’s base will still find a way to reconcile that with their adoration of the man. They are…

So the Democrats and Republicans of yore are responsible for making Trump spew his macho 80s action movie bullshit?

Statistic:
Only 23% of Registered American Voters cast ballots for Donald Trump.
Only 24% of Registered American Voters cast ballots for Hillary Clinton.

Oh Republicans: YAY! the revolutionary war, we dont want no stinking king

How many white progressives here on Jezebel go home to their Trump-supporting relatives and say nothing?

BRB, busy despair-vomiting uncontrollably.

I’m guessing someone he knows called it in.

Now that’s just mean.

If he sent one d*ck pic, he sent a dozen. This is not going to end well for him. Ladies who have received such missives from him, I entreat you to come forth! Excuse me while I go make popcorn.

/grabs popcorn and a magnifying glass

Lawsuits aka the new way to shut down the press when the richie rich in question don’t like what they say about them.