The only acceptable expression for them to be wearing at this moment

The barely suppressed glee on the faces of the officers behind him is giving me the creeps

This is showtime at the apollo now?! I missed a lot.

I’m sure Pattinson’s highlights were THE REST OF THE DAMN BOOK

A thousand times this. It’s the Dwayne Hoover complex, extended to one’s family. The only real people are me and mine, and everyone else can hang.     

Well this was depressing.

I don’t think they needed to say any more about Trini’s orientation. The silence spoke volumes.

I am fine with him taking the lion’s share of the credit (and the heat...). His grandstanding about this was the perfect fuck you to McConnell and that dickless asshole in the whitehouse.

“The producers then handed Pattinson a copy of Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight that was highlighted at every passage where Edward smiled. Pattinson’s response? He sent the book back with added highlights (in a different color) of every one of Edward’s scowls.”

Look, I said it, this wasn’t some heroic act of bravery. But I enjoy the effects anyway. I can’t complain when he does something shitty and then complain when he does something good. I’ll just take what I can get.

I really liked it, and was actually disappointed it didn’t do well enough for a sequel to be likely.

You know, it was alright. It felt a bit hokey at times but I very much liked the updated characters. They tweaked the mythos as we know but it didn’t feel like too much to me. The Zords were much cooler than I expected.

It’s a shame, too. Because it wasn’t a bad movie.

What’s extra fucked up about this is it’s an amicus brief. It’s not like someone is suing the DOJ and they are offering a defense. They have voluntarily inserted themselves into the fucking lawsuit that has nothing to do with them. Sick!

...and the B.

Here are a couple that always seem to match stuff like this:

So a baker having to make a wedding cake for a gay couple is religious persecution, but we need a literal act of Congress to tell us that firing someone for being gay isn’t OK. Got it.

please adopt me.

Seriously. Taking Gambit out to be a wingman anywhere is like taking a bear to pick out a choice cut of salmon.