A thousand times this. It’s the Dwayne Hoover complex, extended to one’s family. The only real people are me and mine, and everyone else can hang.     

Well this was depressing.

I am fine with him taking the lion’s share of the credit (and the heat...). His grandstanding about this was the perfect fuck you to McConnell and that dickless asshole in the whitehouse.

Look, I said it, this wasn’t some heroic act of bravery. But I enjoy the effects anyway. I can’t complain when he does something shitty and then complain when he does something good. I’ll just take what I can get.

What’s extra fucked up about this is it’s an amicus brief. It’s not like someone is suing the DOJ and they are offering a defense. They have voluntarily inserted themselves into the fucking lawsuit that has nothing to do with them. Sick!

...and the B.

Here are a couple that always seem to match stuff like this:

So a baker having to make a wedding cake for a gay couple is religious persecution, but we need a literal act of Congress to tell us that firing someone for being gay isn’t OK. Got it.

please adopt me.

I honestly get the feeling that he’s doing exactly what he wants to with his career.

His time on Kimmy Schmidt is still some of my favourite moments in TV. He does it so perfectly.

11/10 would still do.

I like withholding men, it’s my curse.

I voted for him to replace Affleck as Batman. Hamm has also said that it was really difficult getting a role before Mad Men, so maybe he’s TOO handsome?

I would absolutely bang him and I don’t feel the least bit bad about it.

I was super attracted to scummy Hamm in Baby Driver with that haircut and the neck tats. I need help.

I’m getting so used to seeing bad news that my heart skipped a beat when I saw “Jon Hamm” and “dead”!

I hate when people do this, but I’m going to do the “I haven’t read the article yet but....” It’s been A DAY and my brain is being a slippery fucker so reading this made me think of Amazon Prime and then made me think “I want Jon Hamm to be the voice of my Echo instead of Alexa”. And then skimming the comment that…

OK. Is this an official “WOULD You?” Because I miss those.

How anatomically accurate is this hologram?