I am here to do a business!

Putin’s gonna drop that tape too. You just wait.

Some in Cap 2 but he’s get tortured and it’s not sexy.

What a dumb period in history we live in.

Wow, that must be a bummer: you’re a Senator for over 20 years, you hitch your wagon to a guy you think is your best bud and whom you introduce to Washington D.C. when no one else will touch him with a 10-foot pole, you give up your seat in the Senate to become his Attorney General, and in — what? two or three months?…

I cannot understand it. I mostly work from home and don’t have the kind of free-wheeling internet time this buffoon does. (And I assure you, my work is far, far less crucial in every conceivable way.) How has no one in his merry band of assholes commandeered his phone? Does he have one hidden in the drywall??

I’m hoping for AG Jeff Goldblum.

“The president is going to be live-tweeting during Comey’s testimony”

R E S I G N you vile, little gnome. Do it, baby.

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)

A lot about the election and Trump made me angry, but the differences between how much negative spin the Clinton Foundation got in comparison to the Trump “charitable” foundations got just might piss me off the most (besides the result... and the sexual assault accusations not getting much play... okay I really can’t…

She should go back to TV.

I miss her as an actress. She was a joy in Alias and 13 Going On 30, but it seems like now she only does kids’ movies and evangelical schlock, with some sidelines in commercials.

Have a beautiful day,

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

To be honest I’m not sure it’s possible or even necessary.

The military would have to carry it out either way.

Would you settle for one thrown by the FBI, CIA, and NSA?

*tears phone book in half*

I’ve never daydreamed so much about a military coup.