Calm down.

Juzwiak talking about himself. Ick.

Why go after pot?

Clutch your pearls any harder and you might finally achieve orgasm.

You’re fucking trash

Does it feel good to post this every day?

School name and principal?

That’s mostly vodka and ice. This kid gets it.

This is a useless comment.

Take your own fucking advice, bitch.

That’s what you get for being a Republican woman.

It’s about fucking time the Democrats started playing dirty.

She carries herself better than Spicer, who looks unhinged.

She’s a dangerous moron.

Only if they stop treating Will like he’s entirely asexual.

Smashing Pumpkin (Dad’s the Pumpkin)

You’ve cracked this case wide open!

I’m quaking.