It’s about fucking time the Democrats started playing dirty.

She carries herself better than Spicer, who looks unhinged.

She’s a dangerous moron.

Only if they stop treating Will like he’s entirely asexual.

Smashing Pumpkin (Dad’s the Pumpkin)

You’ve cracked this case wide open!

I’m quaking.

You bet your ass.

Milo thrives on this. I can’t fathom living and breathing spite like he does.

Lol

She’s a real scumbag. I wish the worst on her.

Cut him out. He’s toxic, and his behavior is bound to escalate.

How has an illegal immigrant affected your life in a tangible way?

1998-2004 is a bleak period that fashion historians have seemingly erased from the record. Jez needs to investigate.

#smackwich

I suppose “petty and stupid” is now the national mandate. You’re doing your new President proud, Bobby.

Do we need it, though?

As a gay dude, I sometimes watch straight porn - the guys are sometimes hot.

Oh, yeah, soundly own me, daddy!

I never said the word ‘outrage,’ but I am enjoying watching you fly off the handle.