It’s probably a good thing she was stuck up that pole. It gave her plenty of time to sober up before her breathalyzer.

haha. Get it? Get it?! I’m the first one to think of this! I’m the funniest person I know. He’s a Nascar driver! Do you get it yet? Because most of their tracks are ovals! Funny, Right? I should have a sitcom or HBO special or something. I’m so original and hilarious there is no way that everyone hates me!

You could just remove trash from your car as its created instead of letting it accumulate. My car has this rule and it is spotless.

86 or GT86?

It sounds like a company that makes cheap iphone cables and bluetooth speakers.

I only buy cars that come with 4+ sets of wheels. CP.

The trash.

The trash.

“Slavery”? That’s a little extreme. Taxes are a very necessary part of society. Everything your are paying taxes for is what enables you to make money in the first place. Things like roads/armys/police/fire/welfare/etc don’t work when they are privately funded and things like use tax and flat tax are crippling for low…

The cap at $80k for deducting interest seems pretty arbitrary and unfair. So I found a good job with the degree I used loans to pay for and now I’m getting penalized for it? I’m already in a higher tax bracket, what is the reasoning for the cutoff that I cant deduct my student loan?

I’m sure girls are starting to be more common, which is why there are starting to be more girls in the feeder series’ for NASCAR, but I’m very certain that there were not many girls carting in the early 90's to even have a chance at moving up to better series and eventually NASCAR.

So you have to be from the south to win in NASCAR? It’s not the 80's anymore.

So the owner has to pay a fine for what is essentially the state/country/power companies choice of using dirty power sources?

I hope they get hit by a car before these assholes hit a person.

I’m pretty sure this was one of the logic questions on the LSAT.

Hence the “Social” part. Social security isn’t designed to be YOURS, it’s social so that we don’t have 80 year olds begging for food in the street.

After enough people ask you what they should buy and then ignore your recommendations and still complain constantly about the crap car they bought. Eventually, you realize that the only people who ask you what car to buy don’t care at all what they are seen in and will treat it the same way they do their dishwasher.…

It is identical to the Evoque convertible.

It must be tough having such a tiny dick.

My mom dying is something that I have no control of and the act of not calling my mom does not significantly increase her or my odds of dying. Your analogy is shit.

It’s no wonder that bike groups act like shitheads all the time.