This needs to be a Jalopnik article.

Naw, it’s Convoy 2.

My thoughts as well. Looks an awful lot like a 2013 Marussia with a few tweaks. Pretty standard for teams to use old cars or franken-cars as promo cars.

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I don’t think they built this. As is common practice with other teams, it looks like they took an old F1 car from 2012 or 2013 and gutted it and updated the nose for promo use. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s something they picked up in the Marussia liquidation.

Still one of the fastest in the world.

I win.

Real Porsche guys use and abuse the shit out of them. They don’t even wash them. Only the douchey Porsche owners make a spectacle about keeping the car spit polished and presentable.

“that actually wasn’t the worse thing in the world”

“Can you believe that FIFA re-elected Sepp Blatter?!”

1974 is a year that lives in infamy for a lot of models.

This is my dream.

Pictured: More ‘90s

Adam Corrolla. He’s pretty funny and oh yeah he has some pretty sweet Datsun’s.

Why would BMW do this? Why? I know BMW have veered into overstyling in the last few years, but usually it’s just overstyled little details, rather than turning the whole front of the car into a collection of random creases and vents and arches and pouts...

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

KITT

Was it because the tire pressure wasn't verified by a digital gauge, or because you just simply couldn't see the outside world from inside one of those things?

“Please stop reminding me.”