derekwhitacre
In_Remembrance_of_Jalop
derekwhitacre

Real Porsche guys use and abuse the shit out of them. They don’t even wash them. Only the douchey Porsche owners make a spectacle about keeping the car spit polished and presentable.

“that actually wasn’t the worse thing in the world”

“Can you believe that FIFA re-elected Sepp Blatter?!”

1974 is a year that lives in infamy for a lot of models.

This is my dream.

Pictured: More ‘90s

Adam Corrolla. He’s pretty funny and oh yeah he has some pretty sweet Datsun’s.

Why would BMW do this? Why? I know BMW have veered into overstyling in the last few years, but usually it’s just overstyled little details, rather than turning the whole front of the car into a collection of random creases and vents and arches and pouts...

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

KITT

Was it because the tire pressure wasn't verified by a digital gauge, or because you just simply couldn't see the outside world from inside one of those things?

“Please stop reminding me.”

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

Wow, how imaginative. McLaren, please stop being a wuss and give us the glorious orange factory colors:

Insanely high beltlines. All of the decades in advancement of safety, and this is what they come up with? I mean sure, more metal, more passive safety and all that jazz...But then you’re like driving around a bunker that you can’t see out of. So it’s like one step forward, two steps back.

What we saw today at Spa is light years ahead of anything that F1 can do right now. 6 hours of epic awesomeness. No DRS, no Pirellis, no Ecclestone, no whiny drivers; just pure racing.

The Sprite?

Dome Zero. You’re saying “Hey that looks cool” right?