Always with the ‘Skins shirt! It’s like if Bigfoot was spotted foraging through the forest with a bigfoot shirt on. It’s like he wants you to know.

Number 9 really goes out of his way to get in the way.

If I order a pizza and I’m not very hungry, I ask them to cut it into 4 slices so I don’t have to eat 8.

On a 16-hour flight, I watched The Accountant; Dr. Strange: The Magnificent Seven; Kingsmen; and John Wick. The body count on this flight was astronomical .

However you didn’t mind getting a 4 year free ride at UVA, founded by a slave owner.

So does this mean I can convince my wife that she never needs to have another period again?

Andy had to go bruh. Fourteen years is plenty of time to give someone to build a champion and he could never do it. His first six years were great but in his last eight, he finished last more often than he finished first. Poor drafting at the end of his tenure did him in.

Actually it was Game 7 in which the Bs were up 3-0. Nonetheless, the Flyers did overcome two 3-0 deficits in the same series. Shame they couldn’t finish the job in the Finals.

Bruins were up 3-0 against the Flyers in game 4

Send me a link, I’d love to see it. I’ve never seen a product like this for less than $150.

Send me a link, I’d love to see it. I’ve never seen a product like this for less than $150.

THIS! Of all the pet peeves I have THIS! Why, WHY would anyone let their house get more and more dirty all week and then clean spend half a day cleaning it, usually on the weekend.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

You see the joke right?

I don’t follow hockey at all but this guy seems to be an asshole. Why do teams keep hiring him?

When Torts was the Rangers’ coach, he lived around the corner from me and volunteered at the local ASPCA. I would always see him walking dogs around the neighborhood.

I love dogs and Torts is nuts but I hope his dog is okay

“Missing the NHL All-Star game to take care of a sick pit bull.”

No snark. That is a bad-ass sentence. Respect.

Go Torts, hope the doggie is well. I take vacation days when my dogs need surgery and recovery time. Fuck people thought, you all can take care of yourselves!

Dammit. Don’t make me like John Tortarella.

“How would the Packers’ offensive line walk up to the stand right now? ”