The US is the only country to which Heineken ships beer instead of contract brewing - and since it's in green bottles that let the UV light through, it's often skunked by the time you get it in the States.
Pro tip: if you go to Amsterdam, skip the Heineken Experience (the old brewery) and go 5 stops east on the tram to…

I fully expect you to be aware of amateur big bands based a few kilometers west of Amsterdam…

The Bluetones *were*? Hey, we just played a gig last weekend…perhaps a different bluetones, though.

But nothing will ever top 'tits and zits'.

But nothing will ever top 'tits and zits'.

6' 8" buddy of mine came to visit in Amsterdam, and damn near had a religious experience when he couldn't see all the way across a crowded bar. "I'm not a freak here!"

6' 8" buddy of mine came to visit in Amsterdam, and damn near had a religious experience when he couldn't see all the way across a crowded bar. "I'm not a freak here!"

Jesus pogosticking Christ, it's a 19th century trick. You project from above the stage, and it's reflected onto an angled sheet of glass on stage. NOT A HOLOGRAM. NOTHING LIKE A HOLOGRAM.