Yep.

Oh, fuck this woman.

*Rule applies only to women
**Women who break the rule are sluts
***Women who follow the rule are prudes

It didn’t end with an actual number because that number doesn’t exist. Human psychology isn’t something you slap a number on and go “problem solved”.

Well no, not really. Suspension of disbelief is why these movies are entertaining in the first place. I know plenty of folk who won’t ever watch anything that isn’t ultra-realistic/gritty, and I feel like they’re missing out on some good old-fashioned fun, but there’s a difference between a universe’s inherent fantasy…

Nah, have a Jack Kirby lookalike pull his pen off the page, look at the camera, and then get shoved out of the way by Lee jumping out to yell “Excelsior!”

Is this genuinely the first time you’ve ever heard someone call Kissinger a war criminal? Really? People have been calling him a war criminal for decades.

You are fined one credit for your violation of the verbal morality statute.

Well sure. But I briefly forgot how Obi-Wan got it.

No Brendan Fraser no watch.

I don’t think they’ve struggled at all. To struggle would imply they even tried and I get the feeling the music is just not very important to Marvel.

Why did you say that acronym!?!?

“Why did you say the name of that organization?!”

I could see a rogue gallery of (more) villains like this, all belonging to some organization with a cool S.P.E.C.T.R.E. name, like:

Obtuse assholes linking me to “black on black crime” in response can get fucked.

Sometimes I think white people are just pure sadists. I can’t understand why they hate our children so fucking much.

Neither one of these are worth a shit. I can see these guys plain as day. Back to the drawing board!

Everything in the Star Wars Holiday Special is the weirdest.

Ummm, does this scene from the Star Wars Holiday Special count? Cuz it's easily the weirdest.