Wrong.

No, you’re thinking of the DeMurodome

It’s nice that he’s going the extra mile to fuck a bunch of people over.

The Nissan Rouge Third-Row Seating For Kids Who Don’t Have Legs And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

It is such a stupid position. Considering the catalogue of horrors coming our way if Melania could humor me by just getting piss drunk on the lawn and screaming “Send In The Clowns”, thus ending any and all dignity attached to this charade of a role, I could live with that.

This is like Kylie Jenner level art