When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

NFL security requested that state police bring the balls to the stadium? And they did? Great use of taxpayer money.

“A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad”
Shigeru Miyamoto

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To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

I don’t know what he was expecting.

NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.

You missed one definition. Were you not a college student at any point in the last 15 years?

Risky URL click.

As an NCAA football player (at the time), the only incorrect answer to the psychologist’s question is human being.

Only real Pikachu: