because god forbid we enjoyed all 3 movies. Abrams set up a few mysteries and cliffhangers in Force Awakens for the next filmmakers. Johnson decided to not do anything with them and told his own story. That’s fine, but Last Jedi was weak on plot. Luke Dies and Kylo becomes Supreme Leader. That’s all you need to know…

I don’t think he actually gives a shit if you decide to watch his movie however you want. He was asked for his thoughts about why he didn’t create a mini series and gave an honest answer.

I was the cool kid who didn’t like even Dogma as a teenager when it was released. I let it be known then and I’m letting it be known now - that movie is too stupid to enjoy.

Shut the fuck up, I had loads of friends!

I got mail!
You got mail?

Oh look, a mental midget who thinks anyone who doesn’t bow to the politicalization of every fucking thing on the planet must be a conservative.

I liked the one where the elderly man found beaks in his bucket of chicken.
Oh, and when a guy called information to get Batman’s number.

It’s a convenient way to determine which shows we’re allowed to enjoy. 

Wow, the Feds have done a real crappy job of putting Takashi 6ix9ine into Witness Protection.....

Who the fuck cares about a creator’s “political path”? Watch the fucking show and review it. “Political paths” literally have nothing to do with anything you’re talking about.

I’ve got mail!  Yaaaayyyyyyyyy

Special Ed was always comedy gold man

YAY!!!! I can bring two friends!! I’m gunna go to Hawai’i!!!!

That reminds me of an airplane joke Bob Goldthwait told in one of his stand-up specials.

I thought the Special Ed ones were some of the only funny ones, honestly.

Mentally disabled people say funny stuff sometimes. Deal with it.

“There’s no such thing as a clumsy man, only uncommunicative women.”????
A wise woman once sang, It takes two to make a thing go right.
#agency

I particularly like the one where he storms in all mad and promptly tears both quads.

haha yeah you are *clearly* the one who got snowflake triggered in this fictional scenario. Not the free speech warriors, oh no.

Marketing. If they thought they could have just announced the new season, they’d have done that. But SNL has struggled for relevancy for the last 20 years. They are riding a high now because President Easy Target makes parody practically automatic, but by and large, SNL is not funny and they rely on stunts and…

Agree about Hera's comments about Chopper. They didn't strike me as anything but mom-style grousing about her "kid" being kind of a dick (but she loves him anyway).