This is an exceptional review. Thank you for your excellent work.

Keep up the good work, Kotaku. Solidarity.

“Catastrophizing is my mind-set.”

THIS is the one thing that bugs me. I want to know what all the text says! Do you know of a good reference for translations of the insert text?

Ugh, that sucks. I’m sorry. I bounced hard off a 2D indie game called Flinthook mostly because of its design decisions — I felt the game did a poor job of making its hazards immediately identifiable as hazards, and the muted palette compounded the issue.

What about the movement is janky, in your opinion?

There's no "geographic majority". People vote. Land doesn’t.

Nah. I don’t deal with assholes. I cut them out of interactions completely. Assholes should ... not be assholes. If you’re an asshole, I don’t care what you have to say because I’ve already stopped listening. No one has the right to treat me that way, so anyone who does can fuck off.

I was gonna say something about the Turkish government seeming like a bunch of big damn babies, but then I remembered I live in America.

As a Phillies fan, I could not possibly disagree more with this dude. Phillies got smoked, Wheeler smoked ‘em. Good for him.

Must've been a Wii

Counterpoint: Gita can put whatever fuckin game she wants on her list

That Lloris ain't slow, that's for sure.

And here I thought he only got snappy when someone came near his food bowl.

You were doing so well, and then you had to write that last paragraph.

I wish Nintendo would make a Mario game in this art style. It’s my favorite.

He’s one of the best players on the planet, competing against other world-class players. I have a feeling he’s failed a time or two prior to this.

It’s like playing baseball with a cracked bat or a huge hole in your glove. You *could* do it, but why *would* you?

Ah. Reading and understanding *are* different, it’s true.

Yes. It was informative!