So what you're saying is, the Power Rangers movie is going to be better than Star Trek 3.

Never send a Jed to do a Joss' job.

Static-X is excellent DESTROY-BREAK music. Start a War will always be criminally underrated.

People go to such lengths to try and legitimize SoaD, but the truth is their political lyrics are college sophomore level and their musicianship is only a little better than their nu metal peers. The Armenian influence is the only interesting thing they got going.

Fuck it, this album rules in paint huffing way.

James Franco playing a fictionalized James Franco, who is being tapped by fictional Ryan Hansen to reprise his roll of fictionalized fictionalized James Franco.

What about the one where they kill alien Nazis!?

Awesome stuff in the box, but if it doesn't have Bad Lieutenant aka the greatest fucking film ever, than it can't be seen as truly essential.

Morrissey is trying to kill off the only people who can tolerate him.

"Alright, I just sold a beat to Katy Perry! My music career's on the rise… Oh… She's singing about shit…"

"I wish to do more violence."

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If it's not absurd, then it's no Ween substitute.

Wow, you're a pretty edgy dude.

I haven't heard any of these songs. It seems like there's a bell curve where you don't know the originals he's parodying because you're too young, you know all the originals, and then you know none of them cuz you're an old grouch.

Star Trek V if you are William Shatner.

How to write a review for a new Blink-182 album:

Fuck the internet

You must kill at parties.

This is fucking dark.