Anthem. It’s really fun.

I’m officially obsessed with this film.

I’ve watched it three times already. I fear that I am obsessed.

Woooo, boy--this looks GOOD!

Satan-O-Tastic!

Oh, gods, dude...I just laughed so hard I spat gummy bears all over my monitor.

Yyyyeeaaaaahhhh, I don’t think many people are going to associate The Antichrist assassinating a coven of witches with the very real actions of a very real psycho.

I really enjoyed the base game, and I’m sure I’ll enjoy this expansion...though I rather wish there was an option to institute martial law and execute or force into servitude any dissenters. Sorry, folks, but when the survival of everyone is at issue, individual lives matter only as much as those individuals can…

I would serve this state without question. It cannot possibly be worse than the Trump Administration. Shit, I’d even welcome the goddamn Master Race from William Barton’s When Heaven Fell at this point. At least they’re honest about considering humans disposable labor.

HAIL SATAN! Now kiss the Devil’s butt so we can get this party started!

Ooooohhhh, boy. This is going to be a total hot mess of cinematic diarrhea—but, since it references the only two seasons of the programme I ever liked enough to finish watching (the first and third), and there’s plenty of Satanity and zombies, I think it’ll be a fun hot mess!

Wwwwwelp. I’m sold! I watched a few episodes of the first season and it didn’t do much for me—it just felt like a watered-down Twin Peaks. But now that a cult is coming to town? Sign me up.

That’s real smart of them, considering that, uhhhh, it took me exactly 26 seconds to find pirated, DRM-free .mobi and .epub copies of all those books.

This could very well be this generation’s Fire In The Sky...although I can’t imagine it even coming close to being as creepy and nightmarish as that film.

The Night King is a lich--the dragon’s just an undead dragon. 

How is this not obvious to anyone watching—even viewers who don’t have any other experience in epic fantasy tropes? The Night King’s 1000% associated with ice and cold. When he reanimates the dragon, it’s eyes turn blue and it’s breathing blue flame. It’s now an undead ice dragon! Also, it’s clearly just breathing…

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of The Cloverfield Paradox much as I refuse to acknowledge any Alien film after James Cameron’s AlienS. This looks promising, though!

The Legend of Boggy Creek has been one of my favorite drive-in/basic-cable movies since, like, 1982 when I first saw it when I was nine! The “monster theme” is prettymuch the theme song of my life.

Well, hell—if we want to fix this global warming trends, we should just try setting off a proper 1980s-style nucular holocaust! Maybe I’ll finally get the chance to live my childhood dream of being a post-nuke warlord of a cannibal biker gang.

I unabashedly love this show. As a Luciferian, I found the scene in which the Lightbringer himself encounters a bunch of Satanists to be one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen! This show’s witty, smart, and surprisingly morally sound. It’s got a real heart. And Tom Holland...man, that dude was born to play…