Wow. That was cool! I enjoyed Helsreach, too, even though I despise the Black Templars, because Dembski-Bowden is just such a great writer.

We may not know where it is, but Yuggoth is already aware of us.

Hail Wall-E! Hail Hellfir...ummm. Trashfire?

Tiberium Wars was literally one of the worst games I have ever played. I was a huge fan of the Command & Conquer games, but I also liked the Red Alert subfranchise as well—so C&C4 looked like essentially a combination of the two, only with a mobile variant on base-building. I was playing the tutorial when I realized…

If I became a god, this is prettymuch exactly what I’d do. Only on a planetary scale.

I didn’t think anyone could even come close to Chuck Tingle, but I think Stix Hiscock may actually surpass Tingle at his own game. This is utterly glorious. My gods, I wish Ed Wood were still alive so he could direct straight-to-VHS skinflick adaptations of these works.

As much as I love artifact decks, I thought the Kaladesh blocks were incredibly annoying to play. Anything based on Kemittic lore, though, I’m sold on just on principle!

It’s terrible. It’s basically a clumsy attempt at mixing the themes of a great film like Martyrs with a terrible film like Lucy. A middling idea very, very poorly-executed.

New Zealand is the source of all things awesome.

Colonizing an alien ecosystem would require massive amounts of bioengineering to get terrestrial life—namely, US—to be able to fit in to the local life. It could be done, IF the planet’s life is DNA-based, and though that’s pretty likely (considering life almost certainly got started in space billions of years ago and…

This better be the theme song:

OH MY FUCKING GOD. This looks incredible! I ran a D&D campaign set in the “future” of the D&D world where magic had waned to the point that only a tiny handful of people could do it and Dwarven/Human technology had taken over. Orcs were the underclass, treated much like black people are in many cities—although orcs…

I LOVED Stakeland, and S2—called The Stakelander in my copy—is just as good as the first. Brutal as fuck.

The thing. The mimic strikes in the darkness.

I see glimpses of Flesh Computer in there, which was cool on its own...but mixed in with that other Uncork’d Media garbage? Fuck that. Just Google “Flesh Computer”and enjoy.

So...Planaria crossed with tardigrades—only even MORE indestructible than both! Shit, I say drop a few million pods full of it on this shithole and let it consume the entire biosphere.

That thing in the clouds? Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos.

Yyyyyyyyyeeeaaaahhhh, I call bullshit. Now I am by NO MEANS a disbeliever in climate change—the evidence of it is undeniable unless you are a Class A Fucking Moron...but I’ve grown up around groundhogs. They’re everywhere in Pennsylvania. And most of the northern state and Canada. Groundhogs are damnear unstoppable.…

Oh, HELL yes!

I’m stoked for the new Cait Kiernan and Clive Barker, but the rest just sound...relentlessly average.